kiss me thru the phone

i was at a T-junction. traffic light turned red. i did the schematic stop. clutch, brake, go neutral, pull handbrake. the stop took more than a minute. i started to loosen up. i inserted butterfinger's kembali cd into the cd player, and quickly fast forward to my song. i laid back.

the sun was rising. it was only 8 in the morning. the sun was in my eyes. bet i'll look hotter with a big shades on-- and driving alone. ha-ha. my mind was only occupied with one thing. to get there as soon as possible. as smooth as possible.

a brown iswara slowly came, and stop next to me. as i watched at the rear view mirror. drastic move, i turned to my left, and to my surprise-- it was an old man. my heart skipped a beat. he was half bald, pretty dark, and short--because i can only see his head from his driver's window.


eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww. he winked. he smooched the air. and said hi. geli mat.


i pray hard for the traffic light to turn green anytime sooner before i vomit.


traffic light turned green. alhamdulillah. i was so wanted to get away from the weird situation. clutch, gear, handbrake down. i pressed the go pedal as i yelled "go!" . but the car wont move. instead it gave out a loud noise as if it was mad at me.

i panicked. that pakcik made his move. he turned right and gave me a wide smile. he prolly was feeling all proud and thought to himself, "budak ni, baru aku kiss sikit dah takleh drive." waaaaaaa.

okay, dont panic. i told myself. i was trying hard to memorize, i did all the schematic steps all over. the car still didnt move. it was still mad.

i had pesa on loudspeaker. i was almost crying, and yelling and cursing all at the same time. pesa was worried and about to laugh too.

pesa told me to calm down. and helped me memorize. "handbrake dah turun?". "dah!". "lepas clutch tekan minyak?". "dah!". "gear dah masuk?". "daaahhh...beluummm. hehe". i could hear pesa was laughing sooo hard at the other end.


cett. how did i forgot to--. nevermind. it happened already. "okay, thank you. jangan letak tau. teman ik--". he hung up. geez. kurang asam. jumpa kang nak marah- marah. hahaha. padan muka.


met pesa. shivering. and i squeezed his hands as hard as i could.